Ever wonder why you feel like a lame-o when it comes to keeping up with pop culture? Hint: it’s NOT because most of the cool people these days were born AFTER you got out of college, while you’re waltzing around town quoting Weird Al Yankovic songs and *CLOCKWORK ORANGE. It’s because you’re missing out on advice from me, your arbiter of pop culture trends.
|Short skirts||Short skorts|
|Celebrity babies||Celebrity grandparents|
|Flossing||Having food between your teeth|
|Kardashian honeymoon||Kardashian trial separation|
|Like a lamb||Like a lion|
|Lil Wayne||Medium-sized Wayne|
|Piercings||Getting holes poked into your body, but not putting jewelry in them|